fret not, dear heart.

luulapants:

intosnarkness:

luulapants:

intosnarkness:

I need to know who names the pets at the Anne Arundel, Maryland Animal Control

I know you’re on tumblr. Come out with your hands up. I just want to talk.

I had to go take a look, and I found some other gems

Oh, keep going. The cats are aces. This all happened because I noticed a kitten called Pot Hole on petfinder and it somehow got better from there?

But don’t forget the guinea pigs:

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whizpurr:

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somewordsarebiggerthanothers:

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deathgasmic:

oh, you like me? blacksmith me a fucking sword then, coward

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pigswithwings:

its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go “awwww really” when you say their hair is cute. people will go “thanks” and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they’re wearing. people will say “oh yeah i got it at (place)” if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free

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penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

parenting commitment level 3000

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

nyasm:

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8nin:

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

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oldmoonlullaby:

Old Book Covers.

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cosmonautroger:

Vincent van Gogh, Landscape With Houses, 1890

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currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

very endearing text from my brother today asking me for a list of everything i have ever been interested in so he can find an appropriate christmas gift for me

sciences included

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damazcuz:

damazcuz:

I admittedly get really 🥹🥹🥹 whenever I see mama animals and baby animals (due to my issues and problems) but there’s something so charming and awesome about mama animals that are just kind of bad at handling baby animals. Like what the hell girl.

*And to be clear I specifically mean that To Me as a clueless human with little animal knowledge, mama animal appears to have just shown up on the job today and is figuring out baby animal as she goes. Maybe she’s doing a good job and I just can’t tell.

…let’s get dangled by our tail by mama… this post was an excuse to upload this photo, I’m just so enamored.

(Source, 04non_non on Twitter)

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bowlofstew:

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

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ekjohnston:

pettydavis:

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

I started wearing glassed full time about a year ago after a decade without and OMG, THIS.